1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 5. It shall be unlawful to shout “whiplash“, “ambulance“, or “free Perrier” for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin. 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. BAG LIMITS
| 1. | Yellow Bellied Sidewinder | 2 |
| 2. | Two-faced Tort Feasor | 3 |
| 3. | Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator | 5 |
| 4. | Big-mouthed Pub Gut | 2 |
| 5. | Honest Attorney | EXTINCT |
| 6. | Cut-throat | 2 |
| 7. | Back-stabbing Whiner | 2 |
| 8. | Brown-nosed Judge Kisser | 2 |
| 9. | Silver-tongued Drug Defender | $100 bounty |
