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I’m in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107, and when out of town … they mail it to me. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.” “I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils” I want to start a car repair shop. I have already got the air for the tires. My grandma says she has eyes in the back of her head… I hope it’s not hereditary. When I was 10, my pa told me never to talk to strangers … we haven’t spoken since. A wino asked me for change… I gave him my shirt. I don’t like dogs … keep getting mustard on my catching glove. My mom called me last night … I’m over it now. I was thinking of calling her back … there it passed…




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