Robert Schmidt 06

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine. I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader’s Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. “You didn’t borrow this.” “I will.” I had my coathangers spayed. I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.