Robert Schmidt 05

Droughts are because God didn’t pay his water bill. Is “tired old cliche” one? if you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? The sign said “eight items or less”. So I changed my name to Les. Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, “what for?” Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. I Xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.