Robert Schmidt 01

I planted some bird seed.  A bird came up.  Now I don’t know what to feed it. I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate.  Then I took it to a potluck.  I stood in line for some cake.  They said, “Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?”  I said, “Yes”. I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat.  So I looked closer. It was made of grass. My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday.  She says if I’m good, she’ll give me the other one next year. I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.  But I only nibble on it.  I make the holes bigger. I had amnesia once or twice. I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar. I rented a lottery ticket.  I won a million dollars.  But I had to give it back. I got a chain letter by FAX.  It’s very simple.  You just FAX a dollar bill to everybody on the list.