- You can identify your friends by the sound of their muffler.
- You think OFF is a fine smelling cologne.
- You put a Clapper on your headlights.
- You need a dictionary to spell your name.
- You don’t change your socks until the first pair rots off.
- People ask your wife when her baby’s due and she’s not pregnant.
- Your driveway is two tire tracks with grass growing down the middle.
- You’ve ever invited friends over to show off what’s left of the squirrel that you shot with your deer gun.
- You have more tires in your yard than on your trucks.
- The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.
