Question and answer jokes

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Just two, all the rest are true. Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can’t understand. Q: What is a criminal lawyer? A: Redundant. Q: How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three–one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company. Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps? A: New Jersey got first pick. Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on an attorney? A: A doberman pinscher.