Programming language acronyms

ADA: A Dumb Arrangement ADA: A Dumb Acronym ADA: A Dumb Annoyance BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code BASIC: Beginner’s Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion C: Crud C: Confusing COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses PASCAL:Programmers Against Structured Code And Language