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My son swallowed the can opener
Mrs. Smith:
Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor:
Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.
Mrs. Smith:
But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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