Funny Sayings

- Girls are like phones, if you press the wrong button you’ll get disconnected. - I’m an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo from falling! - Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me an angel, so what happend to you? - It’s better to appear stupid then to open your mouth and reviel all hope. - Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend! - Guys are roses, but you might find some pricks. - If you need a nickle, I’ll give you a dime but if you want a male bitch, don’t mess with mine! - Don’t call me a godess, don’t call me a queen, just call me the cutest princess you’ve ever seen. - Did the sun come up or did you just smile? - If you don’t like my driving, stay off the side walk! - If men are from Mars, why can’t we send them back? - I excerise a lot…I jump to conclusions, push my luck, and dodge deadlines! - I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. - I couldn’t fix your breaks, so i made your horn louder - You can push everyone around….just not through a door that says pull. - What goes around…usually gets dizzy and falls to the ground. - May your life be like toilet paper…long and usefull