Female Stages Of Life

AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine 48 – Dom Perignon 66 – Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 – Need to wash my hair 25 – Need to wash and condition my hair 35 – Need to colour my hair 48 – Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 – Need to have Francois colour my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17 – shopping 25 – shopping 35 – shopping 48 – shopping 66 – shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 – “Burger King” 25 – “Free meal” 35 – “A diamond” 48 – “A bigger diamond” 66 – “Home Alone” FAVORITE FANTASY 17 – tall, dark and handsome 25 – tall, dark and handsome with money 35 – tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 – a man with hair 66 – a man HOUSE PET 17 – Muffy the cat 25 – Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 – German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat 48 – Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 – Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED 17 – 17 25 – 25 35 – 35 48 – 48 66 – 66 IDEAL DATE 17 – He offers to pay 25 – He pays 35 – He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 – He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 – He can chew his breakfast