Deep Thoughts 06

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. I’d rather be rich than stupid. I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that read, “I helped skin Bob.” I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in some crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, “What was THAT?!” The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward. Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won’t bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it would be like ambition.