Deadbeat in a Bar

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said “No thanks, I don’t drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!” So the bartender said, “Well would you like a cigarette,” but the man said “No, I don’t smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!” The bartender asked him if he’d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said “No I don’t like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it.” “As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I’m waiting on my son!” The bartender said, “Your only son I presume!!”