Yo mama so fat even god couldn’t lift her spirit.
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Yo Mama so FAT 2
September 13, 2010 – 8:35 am
Yo Mama so fat she could sell shade. Yo Mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo Mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it! Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to [...]
Yo Mama is so ugly..
September 1, 2010 – 7:34 am
Yo mama is so ugly, her incubator was tinted. Yo mama is so ugly, puts face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies. yo mama is so fat, she mainlines porkchops. Yo mama is so fat, she sweats BBQ sauce. Yo mama is so fat, she don’t wear Daisey Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs. Yo [...]
yo mama house
August 23, 2010 – 8:49 am
yo mama’s house is so small that when i threw a rock i hit everyone inside.
Whale Watching
August 11, 2010 – 7:48 am
Yo mamma is so big. The people that live near you put up signs “Free Whale Watching!”
Very Fat Mamma!!
August 8, 2010 – 8:47 am
Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s the tallest person in the world.. when she’s laying down.
To Be Continued
July 21, 2010 – 8:46 am
Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.
