Your momma is so dumb that she put a free cookie on layaway.
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Category Archives: Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo Mama the Gourmet
December 15, 2010 – 6:45 pm
Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
Yo mama soo POOR!
December 6, 2010 – 8:20 am
Yo mama so POOR I saw her crying by the 25 cent machine, and asked her what’s wrong. She said, ‘The machine won’t take my food stamps!’
YO mama soo FAT!
November 24, 2010 – 10:05 am
Yo mama so FAT, she got hit by a bus, and said ‘who threw that rock at me?!’
Yo Mama so..
November 15, 2010 – 8:23 am
Yo mama so fat and stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund. Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican Phone Company!! Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the T.v. and [...]
Yo Mama so Stupid
November 3, 2010 – 5:22 pm
Yo Mama’s so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo Mama’s so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner! Yo Mama’s so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes. Yo Mama’s so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo Mama’s so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and [...]
Yo Mama so Poor..
October 25, 2010 – 10:13 am
Yo Mama so poor that all she could afford to exchange at Christmas were glances. Yo Mama so poor that she couldn’t even afford to scratch an itch. Yo Mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo Mama so poor that when you asked what was for dinner yo [...]
Yo Mama so poor
October 13, 2010 – 7:48 am
Yo mama so poor… …when I rang the doorbell of her house the toilet flushed …when I went through front door of her house I ended up in the backyard …when I went into her house and stepped on a ciggarette, she said,”hey who turned off the heater?” …when I went into her house a [...]
