You might be a redneck if… You’ve ever been stuck in your own driveway. You refer to your dog as the dishwasher. Your car is made out of 17 others and each part is a different color. You repair your car in the auto parts store parking lot. You can name all the characters from [...]
You might be a redneck if… You buy the lot next to your house because you need the room for all your “stuff” (cars, trucks building materials). Your idea of new siding on the house is more tar paper. The oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how [...]
You might be a redneck if… You’ve run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names. You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that’s holding it together. People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a [...]
You might be a reneck if… Your most productive fishing lure is a Dupont drifter and a dip net. City code enforcement officers use your property as a proving ground for new recruits. You think Tang is in the fruit group. You can hit a bullseye from up to 50 yards away, but still have [...]
You might be a reneck if… Your lawn mower has more horsepower than your wife’s car, but no blade. You roll your pickup truck and laugh about it. You think the blood on the front of your pickup truck looks cool. You think the blood on the back of your pickup truck looks cool. Your [...]
You might be a reneck if… You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don’t use it because they won’t come down your driveway to get it. The fellows on the big garbage moving equipment recoginze your wife…. and wave to her. Your wife picks thru your garbage cans looking for any [...]
You might be a reneck if… The neighborhood dogs are afraid to come around your house because the fowl are big enough to hurt them. You have ever had to climb up on the roof of an out building to get down any fowl that was frozen to the roof. You have ever worried more [...]
You might be a reneck if… The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured by a layer of mud. You have got more bumper stickers than children. Your wife has ever taken two pairs of shoes to a funeral: one pair to trudge thru the wet Georgia red clay between the [...]
You might be a redneck if… Your best coat is a black and red checkered. You put your Christmas lights up 2 weeks after taking them down. You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair. You raise the confederate flag in the bed of your truck whenever you go for a [...]
You might be a redneck if… You think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard. You’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over. You don’t think Jeff’s jokes are funny. Your house has a kickstand. You drive around a parking lot for fun. Your girlfriend has [...]
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