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Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? Why is the word abbreviation [...]
Is it possible to be totally partial? What’s another word for thesaurus? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste [...]
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? What was the best thing before sliced [...]
How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why do they sterilize the needles [...]
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? You know how most [...]
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If a [...]
“My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.” “My friends and I played a new version of Russian roulette. We passed around six girls and one of them had VD.” “I went to see my doctor… Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah…I told him once… Doctor…every morning when I get up [...]
“I knew a girl that was so ugly that… She was known as a two bagger. That’s when a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks” “I knew a girl that was so ugly that… I bent down to pet her cat [...]
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