A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, “Look … I’m sorry, but I’m just not your type. I’m not inflatable”
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Category Archives: Insults Jokes
Confusion
November 30, 2010 – 12:16 pm
Q. What is the definition of confusion? A. Two blind lesbians in a fish market.
Your Proctologist Called
November 9, 2010 – 9:14 am
“Your proctologist called . They just found your head!”
Ugly Children
October 29, 2010 – 9:24 am
Q. What position do you have to be in to have an ugly child? A. Go ask your mother!
You are like a TV
October 19, 2010 – 6:01 am
You are just like a TV … even a three-year-old can turn you on!
Dead Donkey
October 8, 2010 – 9:45 am
A Preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead donkey in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the Preacher to the health department. The health department said since there was no health threat that he should [...]
You Know Your Ugly When . . .
September 28, 2010 – 10:30 am
You know your ugly when . . . Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
Breaking Up
September 17, 2010 – 11:27 am
Chuck had seen it coming for a time now, and Laura finally decided to break up with him. “I’m sorry Chuck, but you just don’t have a good sense of humor,” Laura said one day, “You’re dry, boring and you never seem to say anything funny.” Chuck who didn’t feel she was correct in the [...]
