Daily Joke Blog » Funny Things http://dailyjokeblog.com Daily Updated Jokes Mon, 18 Apr 2011 13:00:09 +0000 en hourly 1 Funny Desktop Signs – Series 2 http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-desktop-signs-series-2_1935.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-desktop-signs-series-2_1935.html#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:28:49 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/funny-desktop-signs-series-2_1935.html Funny Desktop Signs – Series 2 is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> Funny Desktop Signs - Series 2 An updated version of our best selling range of workplace signs. There are 30 brand new signs that will keep colleagues and bosses entertained for hours. (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-desktop-signs-series-2_1935.html/feed 0 The Office That’s What She Said Text T-shirt Tee http://dailyjokeblog.com/the-office-thats-what-she-said-text-t-shirt-tee_1934.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/the-office-thats-what-she-said-text-t-shirt-tee_1934.html#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:10:22 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/the-office-thats-what-she-said-text-t-shirt-tee_1934.html The Office That’s What She Said Text T-shirt Tee is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> The Office That's What She Said Text T-shirt Tee The Office t-shirt. “That’s what she said.” 100% cotton. Officially Licensed. (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/the-office-thats-what-she-said-text-t-shirt-tee_1934.html/feed 0 Funny Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-gift-supply-station-desk-accessory-holder_1933.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-gift-supply-station-desk-accessory-holder_1933.html#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:51:34 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/funny-gift-supply-station-desk-accessory-holder_1933.html Funny Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> FUNNY GIFT! Supply Station Desk Accessory Holder This started off being just a gag gift for a co-worker but everyone is wanting a butt station! A fun art deco desk accessory that includes a pen holder, tape dispenser, memo/card holder, paper clip holder and just a great conversation piece all in one! Stands… or sits… about 5″ high and comes in a variety of colors including the ever popular neon green, neon orange and bright blue. When you need to keep yours in the desk, get a butt station to keep you company! A perfect gag gift idea for the co-worker who is sometimes one of these! Details: Magnetic butt holds Paper clips, Tape dispenser w/ cutter, Pen & Business card holder (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-gift-supply-station-desk-accessory-holder_1933.html/feed 0 Shocking Joke Pack of Gum Funny Shock Gag http://dailyjokeblog.com/shocking-joke-pack-of-gum-funny-shock-gag_1932.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/shocking-joke-pack-of-gum-funny-shock-gag_1932.html#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:45:22 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/shocking-joke-pack-of-gum-funny-shock-gag_1932.html Shocking Joke Pack of Gum Funny Shock Gag is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> Shocking Joke Pack of Gum Funny Shock Gag This listing is for ONE (1) Pack of Shocking Gum. This shock gum is one of the greatest gags of all time! Looks like a real pack of gum. Gives a shock to any unsuspecting “gum snatcher”. Put one on your bosses desk and watch him jump. When you pull the gum out of the pack you will get a shock. Try and see how long you can hold on for. These are great flea market items and great conversation makers. These will keep you laughing for a long time. This item produces a mild shock and is not to be used by children, the elderly or anyone with a pacemaker. Since this is an electronic dropship item, I have not had a chance to test the product before shipping. If the item is deffective, I will pay for return shipping and replace the item as soon as the deffective product is received. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE ME NEGATIVE FEEDBACK IF THE ITEM DOESN’T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I will do whatever I can to resolve any issues. Retails at $9.95 Unit Weight: 3 oz (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/shocking-joke-pack-of-gum-funny-shock-gag_1932.html/feed 0 I Did Not Escape T-Shirt http://dailyjokeblog.com/i-did-not-escape-t-shirt_1931.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/i-did-not-escape-t-shirt_1931.html#comments Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:24:26 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/i-did-not-escape-t-shirt_1931.html I Did Not Escape T-Shirt is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> I Did Not Escape T-Shirt Hilarious shirt-and very hard to find! Heavyweight cotton shirt in black with white lettering stating “I did not escape… they gave me a day pass.” (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/i-did-not-escape-t-shirt_1931.html/feed 0 Retirement Office Hours Sign – Funny Retirement Gift http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-retirement-gift_1930.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-retirement-gift_1930.html#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:34:36 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/retirement-office-hours-sign-funny-retirement-gift_1930.html Retirement Office Hours Sign – Funny Retirement Gift is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> Retirement Office Hours Sign - Funny Retirement Gift The Retirement Office Hours Sign is a funny gift for a co-worker or relative who plans to “consult” in retirement, not working full-time. It reads: Office Hours Open most days about 9 or 10…but somedays as late as 12 or 1. We close about 5:30 or 6, occasionally about 4 or 5… Somedays or afternoons we aren’t here at all and lately, I’ve been here just about all the time, except when I’m someplace else. Product Info Size: 12 inches long x 9 inches high (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-retirement-gift_1930.html/feed 0 SARCASTIC BALL http://dailyjokeblog.com/sarcastic-ball_1929.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/sarcastic-ball_1929.html#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:17:42 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/sarcastic-ball_1929.html SARCASTIC BALL is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> SARCASTIC BALL Sarcastic Ball We’ve all seen those 4″ dia balls that give answers to questions. Well this one does it with sarcasm: “Yeah, right,” “Ask me if I care,” and “Oh, please,” are examples. (more…)


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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/sarcastic-ball_1929.html/feed 0 Funny Book (Felix Pollak Prize in Poetry) http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-felix-pollak-prize-in-poetry-paperback_1928.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-felix-pollak-prize-in-poetry-paperback_1928.html#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:48:31 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/funny-felix-pollak-prize-in-poetry-paperback_1928.html Funny Book (Felix Pollak Prize in Poetry) is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> Funny (Felix Pollak Prize in Poetry) From Publishers Weekly Starred Review. Hecht’s sophomore effort is one of the most entertaining, and most original, books of the year. Its conceit, barring a few introductory sonnets, is to riff on jokes-become-aphorisms, dismantling assumptions as quickly as she dishes punch lines. “What did the sadist do to the masochist?/ Nothing” generates a brisk, hyperintelligent lyric about the ideas of need and mastery, studded by frequent half-rhymes and internal rhymes. “How many gorillas does it take/ to screw in a lightbulb?” prompts three pages of subtle, wise meditation on human evolution and human error. “Are You Not Glad?” turns a knock-knock joke into smart couplets about regret and love: “Orange you glad? No, I’m not. I ate the berries./ I was hungry. I was young.” Switching deftly between the caricatured protagonists of the jokes themselves and more nuanced memories from real lives, Hecht sees how many jokes depend on familiarity and surprise, and how many highlight (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-felix-pollak-prize-in-poetry-paperback_1928.html/feed 0 My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt http://dailyjokeblog.com/my-pen-is-huge-funny-t-shirt_1927.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/my-pen-is-huge-funny-t-shirt_1927.html#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:34:15 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/my-pen-is-huge-funny-t-shirt_1927.html My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> My Pen is Huge Funny T-shirt These hilarious t-shirts are made of a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. They feature insanely funny phrases and pictures. Shocking and bold, stand out at the bar, school or just lounge around the house. (more…)

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]]> http://dailyjokeblog.com/my-pen-is-huge-funny-t-shirt_1927.html/feed 0 Funny Sayings About Major Religions http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-sayings-about-major-religions_1926.html http://dailyjokeblog.com/funny-sayings-about-major-religions_1926.html#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:50:36 +0000 http://www.dailyjokeblog.com/religions-of-the-world-t-shirt-size-l-funny-sayings-about-major-religions_1926.html Funny Sayings About Major Religions is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

]]> Religions of the World T-Shirt Size: L Funny Sayings About Major Religions This T-shirt lists some of the world’s major religious beliefs with funny sayings for each of them. Religions listed are: Taoism, Hinduism, Buddhism, Zen, Islam, Jehovah’s Witness, Atheism, Agnosticis, Protestantism, Catholicism, Judaism, Televangelism, Rastafarianism, and Unitarianism. (more…)

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