Italian New York Hotel Experience….. One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I [...]
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, “We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of [...]
Two English men are walking along O’Connell Street in Ireland when they see a sign in a shop window. Suits $15.00, shirts $2.00, trousers $2.50. One said to the other one, “Look at that. We could buy a lot of that gear and resell it when we get back to England. We could make a [...]
Two English men are walking along O’Connell Street in Ireland when they see a sign in a shop window. Suits £15.00, shirts £2.00, trousers £2.50. One said to the other one, “Look at that. We could buy a lot of that gear and resell it when we get back to England. We could make a [...]
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when [...]
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you [...]
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in [...]
Kung Chow called his boss and said: “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work.” The boss says: “Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me [...]
An American, a Dutchman and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. Then Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia. For the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, [...]
There once was an Indian whose given name was “Onestone,” so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!” The word got [...]
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