I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
I’m just driving this way to make you mad.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Hang up and drive.
Guns don’t kill people, postal workers do.
Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.