Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: [...]
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in [...]
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell when [...]
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn’t know what number came first. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How did the blonde break [...]
Q: Why does it work? A: “Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?” Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? [...]
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you [...]
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? A: Shine [...]
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: What is [...]
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky [...]
A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a branch that stretched half way across the river to try to swing to the [...]
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