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Theres a smart blonde, tooth fairy, honest politician, and a leprechaun.

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:00:55 +0000

Theres a smart blonde, tooth fairy, honest politician, and a leprechaun. They all spot a $100 bill. Who gets it? No one they are all imaginary creatures.Theres a smart blonde, tooth fairy, honest politician, and a leprechaun. is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

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Another blonde joke

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:42:28 +0000

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should, she was standing on it.” A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus”

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Doctor

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:01:59 +0000

A blonde walks into the doctors office and says doctor whenever I fart It’s silent and I cant smell it. In fact I’ve farted 20 times already and you haven’t noticed.(he did notice, he bears with it though). So the doctor gave her a pill and said if this doesn’t work come back tomorrow. The next day the blonde comes back and says, Doctor what did you give me now when I fart I can hear it. The doctor replied, Good now lets work on those sinuses.

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dumb

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 21:37:49 +0000

A blonde was over at her dads house visiting. He suddenly has a heart attack. Everyone was saying call 911 ,call 911 finally her dad died. But everyone asked her this 1 question , Why didn’t you call 911? The blonde replied I don’t know the number?!dumb is a post from: Daily Joke Blog

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magic mirror

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:09:35 +0000

There was a magic mirror at a bar and what ever you say it can’t be a lie or you die. So a blonde, a red head, and a brunette walked in that bar. The red head walked up to the mirror and said I’m pretty so she didn’t die, then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said I’m prettier and she didn’t die and finally the blonde walked up to the mirror and sad I THINK and she died…

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three men

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 19:12:23 +0000

there were three men on a cliff and what ever they wished for it would come true. so the first guy jumps off the cliff and wishes he was a bird so he could fly home. The second guy wished he was a dolphin so he could swim home then the last guy tripped over a rock, fell off the cliff and said OH CRAP!!!!!

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The Blonde Pilot

Fri, 28 Jan 2011 16:18:14 +0000

A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.” After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn’t radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can’t remember anything after I turned off the big fan.”

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my boobs

Tue, 18 Jan 2011 23:04:23 +0000

(do this on your calculator.) one day there was a Blonde who thought her boobs were 2 2 big so she went to 37th street to building number 8 and talked to Dr. double 00. She left building number eight to find she was boobless. ( turn calculator upside down to see boobless)

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Buying a New Farm

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 14:48:11 +0000

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, “Alright then, I’ll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?” The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, “It’s $1.00 per word.” The brunette thinks about this and says,”Comfortable, write that.” “Comfortable?” the guy questions. “Yes, you see she reads slow.”

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I Want Some Milk

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 16:28:30 +0000

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?” Gloria said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.” Alan asked, “Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?” Gloria replied, “No, just up to my waist.”

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