Theres a smart blonde, tooth fairy, honest politician, and a leprechaun. They all spot a $100 bill. Who gets it? No one they are all imaginary creatures.
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Category Archives: Blonde Jokes
Another blonde joke
March 23, 2011 – 8:42 am
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman type person and started canvassing a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will [...]
Doctor
March 14, 2011 – 10:01 am
A blonde walks into the doctors office and says doctor whenever I fart It’s silent and I cant smell it. In fact I’ve farted 20 times already and you haven’t noticed.(he did notice, he bears with it though). So the doctor gave her a pill and said if this doesn’t work come back tomorrow. The [...]
dumb
March 2, 2011 – 2:37 pm
A blonde was over at her dads house visiting. He suddenly has a heart attack. Everyone was saying call 911 ,call 911 finally her dad died. But everyone asked her this 1 question , Why didn’t you call 911? The blonde replied I don’t know the number?!
three men
February 8, 2011 – 12:12 pm
there were three men on a cliff and what ever they wished for it would come true. so the first guy jumps off the cliff and wishes he was a bird so he could fly home. The second guy wished he was a dolphin so he could swim home then the last guy tripped over [...]
The Blonde Pilot
January 28, 2011 – 9:18 am
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and [...]
my boobs
January 18, 2011 – 4:04 pm
(do this on your calculator.) one day there was a Blonde who thought her boobs were 2 2 big so she went to 37th street to building number 8 and talked to Dr. double 00. She left building number eight to find she was boobless. ( turn calculator upside down to see boobless)
Buying a New Farm
January 7, 2011 – 7:48 am
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde [...]
I Want Some Milk
December 28, 2010 – 9:28 am
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. [...]
