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Death in the Family

December 16, 2010 – 7:55 am

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in June,” he said, “and left me $10,000.” “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in July,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $50,000.” “Wow. Two [...]

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Cheap Beer

December 7, 2010 – 8:22 am

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1 cent.” “One penny?!” exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, “Yes.” So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, [...]

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Celtic Mortality

November 25, 2010 – 7:55 am

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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Best Friend

November 16, 2010 – 9:02 am

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay. “No, I’m not,” the guy replies. “I just caught my wife in bed with my best friend.” “Well,” asks the bartender, “what did you say to your wife?” “Nothing. I’m not [...]

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Bar Joke

November 4, 2010 – 8:00 am

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel’s. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody’s surprise, he [...]

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Bar Chatup

October 26, 2010 – 9:26 am

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the top [...]

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Bad News 2

October 14, 2010 – 7:25 am

A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, “Six shots? What’s wrong?” “I found out my older brother is gay,” replied the man. The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. “What now?” asked the bartender. “I found out [...]

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A Rainbow of Devotion

September 23, 2010 – 7:55 am

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”

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A Message For The Manager

September 14, 2010 – 8:54 am

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. [...]

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A Drinking Problem

September 2, 2010 – 8:53 am

I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…

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